waxing poetic

Do guys go through this shit? Oh wait, I know the answer to that one, it's a big fat NO. There's a part of me that can't believe that I'm spending close to $50 to get suitably waxed for the weekend (damn you, bathing suit), while all you boys out there get to grow hair wherever you want. And yes, I could do it myself, but as my pal Gracie says "Honey, there's just some positions a girl needs some help with."

$50, hey? She'd better be worth it.