yargh

Isn't there a place you can go where you can magically fix your life and everyone loves you and you're not sad anymore and people are interesting and don't have any issues and no one lets you down and you yourself are strong and healthy and have regular bowel movements and perfect hair and you don't smoke and are able to leave the house and there's always groceries in the fridge and grass in the yard and you're challenged by your job and you like your co-workers and people appreciate you and respect you and your vehicle always has gas and is clean and free of worry and there is always money in the bank and your roof doesn't leak and you always have all the tools you need? Or was that just my dream last night?