The Net Wt. of Winter is 6.75 Ozs.

The net wt. of winter is 6.75 ozs.
and winter has a regular flavor
with Flouristan to stop tooth decay.

A month ago I bought a huge tube
of Crest tooth paste and when I put it
in the bathroom, I looked at it
and said, "Winter."

- Richard Brautigan, December 4th, 1968

(Is anyone else as sick of this shit as I am?)