here's what happens

I end up at the Overdrive
and get next to kicked out for wearing a vest and being 34 and
"sneaking in".
And in some serious fight with the "head doorman". No thanks.
That was bullshit. He grabbed me by the collar
and told me I was an asshole. And to check my vest.
And I got grabbed by the bouncers and told I was an asshole.
And I caught a ride home and will NEVER go there. Not even
after I ask why they're being assholes to me, it's because
I'm an asshole. Ouch.