from skintight to saskatoon
Whew.
- 2 topless showgirl shows
-18 strawberry margaritas
- 6 candy apple shots
- 179 miles walked
- $4 pizza at MGM Grand
- 1 standup comedy show
- 32 slot machines played
- 2 thrill rides at 1149 feet
- 18 monorail rides (that's manorail to you, bitch)
- 43 hooker calling cards
- $132.50 dollars won
- 76 Coronas
- 23 total hours of sleep
- 1 near-fainting experience
- 6 packs of dirty playing cards
- 3 funny t-shirts
- 2 new pair of sexy shoes
- 2 cowgirl hats
- 12 Gravol
- 1687 disgustingly obese tourists with hip pouches
- $15 shots at Coyote Ugly
- $2 shots at the Four Queens
- 1 disappointed bartender
- 90,000 belly laughs
- 31 new catch phrases
- $0 spent at duty-free ("C" is for "cutting it close")
- 1 missed Hoover Dam trip
- 1 missed flight out of Vegas
- 1 witnessed airplane collison (on ground)
- 1 night stranded in Minneapolis
- 1 free hotel room (you're an angel, Mary)
= 1 overwhelming desire to do it all again. Drinks, anyone?
posted by miss.nicola @ 6:10 p.m.
3 comments
3 Comments:
Damn girl but your list sure do crack me up, add 3 more to ye old belly laughs, and hey, there is nothing wrong with booze to cure el jet lago...
Did I miss anything? A few G & T's, some screwdrivers, some karaoke rockstar singers, 87 bad cocktail waitress costumes, and 2 highroller cards. I can't wait to do it all again!
yeah, also, 2 fake elvises, i million ugly tourists, about 20 shaved headed tattooed men,1 midget and 100 cheap motels. Name the date bitch!
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