notquafresh

Oh Aquafresh, why hast thou forsaken me so? Your standard triple action whitening formula seems to no longer be available in Canada, but is surprisingly still advertised on your fascinatingly flashy website. Do we canucks no longer deserve white teeth and fresh breath? Are we condemned now to a life of sparkle gels and *gasp* mini breath strips? All I ever asked for was something dependable in this life, but now you're gone and there's an ache in my heart that I'm pretty sure has started with my not-quite-clean-enough-for-my-liking teeth and gums.