dear richard

(tell me if this is too obvious)

Dear Richard,

Truth be told I had a dream the other night about you
and I shirtless
rolling on the floor in front of the bar at Amigo's.
The floor was clean. It was real good.

I'm asking if you'd add me to
the list of girls who want to ask you out.
Would ya save a dance for me at the rockabilly prom?

(Me or somone who is similar to me may or may not have sent parts of this to someone who may or may not be named Richard. Shh.)