blame calgary

In the past 40 hours I have: gone to a burlesque show, seen some good magic tricks, been to 4 trendy bars, eaten olive tapinade and roasted eggplant, drank at least 10 pints, been on 3 C-trains and 1 bus, taken 3 $20 cab rides, plugged a jukebox, met 3 interesting intelligent single men, played a game of poker, went to the infamous H & M and was totally disappointed, seen the sketchiest Bay ever, bought new underwear, been told that I'm so pretty, gone to a Newfie family house party, been invited camping next weekend with the Newfie family, seen a live rock band, went to Blame Betty on 17th and ogled a $265 purse, turned down an 80's dance party, and been kissed twice. Not such a bad weekend.