all I really want

All I really want is to
stop jumping every time I see a Volvo.
A house that is way less cluttered and
a goddamn cigarette.

Maybe a garden, a new fence,
a different dresser, a new couch,
better body and a haircut.
No bangs.
Round-up and dandelion killer
and spider traps, a better broom.

My computer is dying so if you need me,
just call.