things you never want to hear your mother say
While lunching after a big day at the city dump, "I should probably keep my jacket on because I'm not wearing a bra". And then she takes it off anyway.
posted by miss.nicola @ 5:07 p.m.
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Pssh, that's nothing. At my sister's wedding my grandmother was asking me how "the young people" go about having sex - STD testing? Condoms? What's HPV? etc.
I visited my grandmother this spring and met her new boyfriend. At dinner the boyfriend told me "So you're the reason I had to get an STD test!"
We later ended up at a Frederick's Hollywood store. It was a mixture of funny and horrifying.
And bringing it back to boobs: Grandma also told me that she and her bf went to some formal function and she wore a dress that showed so much cleavage that she had to use boob tape.
*shudder* Grandmas and boob tape should never be in the same sentence again, please.
Awesome. You're mom sounds hilarious. I love the term 'lunching'.
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