grat foll
I found this in my yard in the spring -
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I
ask you. be cous I did not see you
in for so long. and I don't want to
be a
I woud be so grat foll.
I love you so much.
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all crinkled up on foolscap paper in the corner of my yard.
I don't know which I want more, a love like that or the $15.00.
posted by miss.nicola @ 9:45 a.m.
5 comments
5 Comments:
So, did you give him the $15 or not, the suspense, oh the suspense...
are you kidding? with that spelling? puh-lease.
Maybe he's so in love that he's unable to spell. Look what a retard Tom Cruise became when he fell in love with whatserface. Ooo! and maybe Mr. Bad Speller needs the $15 to take his love to see War of the Worlds. God, this is so touching.
I know! The honest raw emotion in this letter is almost too much to handle. No wonder they threw it away instead of delivering it.
How do you know it didn't get delivered? Maybe it got chucked upon delivery, due to a lack of gramatical genius. Who knows, maybe whoever wrote it will find your blog and fill us in on the details, but I doubt it, the poor bastard probably can't even find the bathroom door in the dark.
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