'tis the season

All I have to say is, this christmas business is really cutting into my social life. All this time off to what, spend with the family? I mean I love 'em and all, but there are others that I'd like to spend time with too. I somehow scheduled myself to work at 8am this morning after staying up all night to work on Jenn's present that STILL isn't what I want it to be. If I was getting paid hourly, her gift would be worth about $800. But I'm not, and I just can't wait to tell her the drama behind it all. So happy freaking festivus! I just got given some home-made grapefruit and peach wine, think it's too early to crack 'em?