and the award goes to...

Jann Arden, for funniest quip of the night, after announcing "I've just got to let everyone know that my brassiere is made entirely of seal eyelids", to damn near a standing ovation from the crowd. Loser of the night award? It's a tough call cuz there were a lot of them last night, but Pam Anderson did take the cake. She made some comment about only liking blood on the ice when it comes to hockey, not "clubbing baby seals". The audience booed and groaned. It was great.