You know you're old when...
you get your tupperware returned to you by your cousin that you left at her house after the last family gathering. Who have I become?
posted by miss.nicola @ 11:20 a.m.
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what's that smell?
"Dogs and women, they smile and lick you all over and roll on their backs, and the next thing you know they've offed something in the woods."
June 01, 2006
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when you start to teach kids whose parents you went to elementary school with, then you begin to think you're old.
when you start to teach kids whose parents you went to elementary school with, then you begin to think you're old.
So good she had to say it twice! Yeah!
You also know you're old when you've had your driver's license twice as long as someone who just got theirs. Yeesh.
You also know you are old when your doctor talks to you about "middle age issues".
you know you're old when you're the "go-to-cougar" at the bar...and I guess that' KIND OF the same as having people give up the use of "miss" completely, and just automatically "ma'am-ing" you.
yet another way that aging is more dognified for our male counterparts...they always get to be "Mr." so long as they make it past 20 or so, and they never get singled out as the go-to-old-guy on the dance floor at the Roxy by 4 22 year olds...sheesh...and then there's that whole sneezing thing, bu we'll just keep quiet on that for now...
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