it's a nice night for a relay

I started at 1pm and finished at 1:30am, so relay, my 24 hr relay turned into a 12 1/2 hr relay. Now my feet are aching, I'm crapping out shitty chicken fingers, pistachios and beer, and I need to get some sleep to be back in the morning for tear-down. What fun. Remind me not to sign up for this one next year. See, the way I figure it is - if you don't sign up beforehand and just happen to stop by during the event to have a drink and do a lap or two, everyone figures you're a hero! And if you do sign up beforehand and then don't raise enough funds or contribute enough or only make it for half of the 24 hrs, you're a let-down. Hmm... which one of these choices would be the smarter one?

And today's suggestion for a better world? For the love of pete and my lily-white ass make the freakin' porta-potties boys OR girls, not unisex in every stall. Cuz when guys get a few drinks in them, it's generally a free-for-all with the piss. So not cool.

and p.s. dave it didn't rain!