friday's girl fights fires

in sheer silk stockings, of course. This one is in honour of the half-dressed firefighters that will be parading around me tomorrow night. I'm going with a table full of older foxy ladies so it should be a definite hoot. And did I mention the "death by chocolate" buffet that's involved as well? Good god, that's quite the evening of aphrodisiacs. Watch out, boy.

kermie the frog

So damn cute! The U.S. Postal Service is releasing muppet stamps and they're awesome. It was 2 years ago that I dressed up as Miss Piggy for Halloween, complete with big blonde teased hair, pig ears, a 1950's black cocktail dress, pink feather boa, and long leopard printed gloves. Of course I cut the fingers off because we were playing at Lydia's that night and I needed the use of my fingertips, but it was still a kick-ass costume. A-NI-MAL!!!

like a porsche, baby

"You're well put together", he said.
Now there's something you don't hear every day.

smoke

One more, because she's beautiful, (look at that breast!)
and smoking is the bane of all our existences. (cough cough)

TD - the man the myth the penis

You asked for it, you got it. Click the abridged version above for the sensation in its entirety. No front page cock for this girl today. I'm gonna make you work for it.

sunday's girl has an itchy back

Anyone who knows me knows I have a big weakness for pin-up girls. Surfing around last night I found a whole pile of dirty pin-ups, and we're talking dirty, verging on (and becoming) full-blown vintage porn. Holy bananas, batman. Here's the tamest of the bunch (cuz I know there's some of you that look at this at work) but I just might post more. I even found a old black & white of Tony Danza naked which may or may not hit the presses. Hey! I never claimed this page would be work safe. Consider yourself warned.

everything I need to know I learned from Mary-Kate and Ashley

Just got home from babysitting my cousins for the night, and we watched 3 - count 'em - 3 Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen movies. "A New York Minute", "Holiday in the Sun", and umm... that other one... you know, the one where they play adorable sisters who meet adorable yet different types of boys and they wear similar outfits and bikini tops and battle a ring of antiquities smugglers all while staying in the Bahamas with their parents and looking super cute? Yeah, that one. In real life I learned how to fry a hamburger and tend a crying 9yr old's blistered finger, but that's nothing compared to the lessons learned from these twins. I am so ready for parenthood now!

Oh Keri!

Tee hee hee that's too freaking funny.

Bush is a 4 letter word

Do you think he can even read this?

disgusting or cool?

To let out a giant head-full-of-snot-cold sneeze and have it land directly on the kleenex box. Meh ~ less work for me. I'm sick.

happy birthday, saskatchewan

Nothing like driving 800km just to go to La Ronge for a night.



but it's beautiful, and there are so very many trees


and lakes along the way.